do action movies know they can have more than one female character
1. Your heart skips a beat whenever you see a Peterbilt truck on the highway
3. You just read number 2 as “Decepticon”
4. You see a yellow camaro with a black stripe and feel the need to follow “Bumblebee” to his destination
5. You look for excuses to say “more than meets the eye” in any conversation
6. You hear the words “transform” and either think a) transformERS?!?!? or b) “AND ROLL OUT”
7. You know what a prime number is because of Optimus (don’t lie to yourself, you know it’s true)
8. Someone non-chanlontaly says “you’ve got the touch” you sing "YOU’VE GOT THE POWERRR!"
9. The constellation “Orion” is mentioned, you think: Orion Pax… Optimus Prime… Transformers.
10. Linkin Park? No, you mean Transformers end credit music.
This is the most unproductive day of my life.